From: Lisa
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:31 PM
To: Reception
Cc: Joanna
Subject: Pen order please
Hi Debbie
Joanna asked if I could ask you to help order some pens for her.
I said, OF COURSE I WILL HELP!
You know the saying…. “if you want something done right…”
mustache jo loves the third person
……”you ask Lisa to use her mad photoshop skills”
Ps – She actually wants to order those kind of pens
and on the seventh day, God created Tom Selleck's 'stache
1. Tom Selleck was originally cast opposite Kirstie Alley in “Look Who’s Talking.” Kirstie objected, as she didn’t want the presence of Tom’s mustache to overshadow her own.
2. In case of emergency, Tom Selleck’s mustache can be used as a flotation device.
3. Give a man a Ferrari and he gets laid for a day. Teach a man how to grow Tom Selleck’s mustache and he gets paid to get laid.
4. An elite unit of Korean freedom fighters are still unaware that the Korean War is over. They are reportedly lost in Tom Selleck’s mustache.
5. Tom Selleck was originally cast to play the role of Michael Knight in the Knight Rider series. When he found out that his costar would be a Firebird instead of a Ferrarri, he promptly declined the role and then boned the producer’s wife.
6. Tom Selleck uses the discarded satin panties of his conquests as dinner napkins.
7. Tom Selleck could have saved Thailand from the tsunami by soaking up the waves with his mustache. Too bad Tom Selleck hates Thailand.
8. The most effective form of birth control for men is not being Tom Selleck.
9. The Magnum in Magnum P.I. represents Tom Selleck’s favorite brand of condom. The P.I. stands for “Perpetually Insatiable”. This, of course, refers to Tom’s superhuman libido.
10. Columbus discovered America. Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb. Henry Ford popularized the automobile. Tom Selleck forgot to shave.
11. Tom Selleck did not play Indiana Jones as originally cast. The producers realized that had his mustache been in the film, the Germans would have surrendered when he went looking for the Ark.
12. Chuck Norris may kill people, but Tom Selleck has sex with their widows.
13. Tom Selleck shaved his mustache once, and only once. After the United States government brought him up on charges of treason, he let it grow back out and swore to never shave it again.
14. Behind every good man, is a good woman, and behind Tom Selleck’s mustache is another penis.
15. Contrary to popular belief, it was in fact Tom Selleck’s mustache that caught Lee Harvey’s bullets, causing JFK’s head to explode out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris was actually too busy filming the hit movie “Sidekicks” to lend a hand.
16. Tom Selleck’s mustache is actually made up of hairs transplanted from his chest.
17. You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink. Fortunately for Tom Selleck, he has no need for horses, or water for that matter, because his Ferarri runs on testosterone.
18. Tom Selleck’s mustache is leaving town in five minutes………..be on it.
19. Recent research indicates that global warming can be attributed solely to the effect of Tom Selleck’s mustache on women.
20. The advertising campaign “Where’s The Beef??” was coined after an eager young marketing intern repeatedly heard this phrase from every woman he met in the summer of 1983. He failed to realize it was an unconscious response to the lack of new episodes in the offseason for Magnum P.I.
21. Tom Selleck’s mustache is Victoria’s Secret.
22. The population boom on Planet Earth can be directly attributed to the appearance of Tom Selleck in movies and films. Unfortunately, Magnum P.I. is in syndication in well over 48 countries.
23. Tom Selleck’s mustache is the fifth Beatle.
24. The original title for “Three men and a Baby” was “Two Idiots and One Badass Mustache.”
I got invited to a birthday lunch today and despite being really busy, I managed to bang this bad boy out in about 20 mins.
everytime i read this, it KILLS me everytime!!!
Sometimes my genius surprises me. My focus and detail to a project never ceases to amaze me. But something was missing. So I got out my scissors and post it notes, and TA-DA!!!!
my fave is the last 'stache.
FYI: The mustaches are “sterilized” to the best I could. I would draw my ‘stache first. Then tear off 3 post-it notes and begin cutting the shape thru all layers. Since my fingers touched the sticky part of the bottom sheet, I would peel that layer off and apply the clean layer onto the card. And then remove the top layer.
I DESERVE SUPER POWERS FOR THIS KIND OF KNOWLEDGE!
I also can’t believe that I get paid to do things like this.
I’m still finding of yellow paper here and there. The slivers of sticky parts infuriates me.
So worth it.
angryplaza 